A Tale of Sex, Designer Drugs, and the Death of Rock n' Roll is a 1998 EP released by the American rock band Pretty Boy Floyd. It was the second release since their 1989 debut album. On this EP, Keri Kelli joined as second guitarist and Keff Ratcliffe replaced Vinnie Chas on bass.

"Everybody Needs a Hero" is a cover of a song by Keri Kelli's previous band Big Bang Babies.

A re-recorded version of "Good Girl Gone Bad" appears on Pretty Boy Floyd's next album Porn Stars.

The EP cover is a parody of the 1995 film The Usual Suspects.

Track listing "Shut Up" (Keri Kelli) "Junkie Girl" (Kelli) "Everybody Needs a Hero" (Big Bang Babies cover) (Kelli) "Do You Love Me" (Kelli) "Good Girl Gone Bad" (Kristy "Krash" Majors)

Personnel Pretty Boy Floyd Steve "Sex" Summers – vocals Kristy "Krash" Majors – lead guitar Keri Kelli – rhythm guitar Keff Ratcliffe – bass Kari Kane – drums Production Kerilynn Kelly – production, engineering, mixing Kristy "Krash" Majors – executive production Kevin Perttula – photography

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