The Funeral Sciences is the debut album by Schoolyard Heroes. It was released in 2003 on Control Group/TCG. All songs are written by Schoolyard Heroes.

Track listing "Curse of the Werewolf" – 3:14 "All-You-Can-Eat Cancer" – 3:54 "The Mechanical Man vs. the Robot From the Outer Limits" – 2:09 "Dawn Of The Dead" – 2:45 "Blood-Spattered Sundress" – 2:45 "Attack of the Puppet People" – 2:49 "Bury the Tooth of the Hydra and a Skeleton Army Will Arise" – 3:19 "The Klaw" – 2:21 "Michael Dudakoff: American Ninja" – 3:32 "Contra" – 2:01 "Boyfriend" – 2:43 "Sincerely Yours, Jonathan Harker" – 5:24

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