Timothy Kalpakis (born May 1, 1983) is a Los Angeles comedian, writer, actor, podcaster, and musician. He started his career in screenwriting before forming The Birthday Boys sketch group with fellow Ithaca College graduates in Hollywood, Los Angeles.
In 2013, Kalpakis started his band, The Sloppy Boys, with fellow Birthday Boys Mike Hanford and Jefferson Dutton. In 2020, the trio started a podcast by the same name.
A self-identified boulevardier, Kalpakis is a frequenter of Los Feliz, Los Angeles bars.
Early life Kalpakis was born in Upstate New York to Greek parents from Montreal, Quebec.
He studied film at Ithaca College in Ithaca, New York.
Early career Kalpakis began his career in Hollywood, Los Angeles. In 2006, he started performing as a student at the Upright Citizens Brigade Theatre in Los Angeles. In 2007, he started a sketch comedy group there, The Birthday Boys, with friends he met at Ithaca College. They quickly came to prominence on the Internet, also making sketch comedy videos for Funny or Die.
In 2010, Kalpakis took on a role as a writing teacher at UCB LA, where he met Scott Aukerman, who offered him a guest spot on his podcast, Comedy Bang! Bang!. When it was adapted into a TV series in 2012, Aukerman offered Kalpakis a writing job and multiple onscreen appearances.
The same year, The Birthday Boys were discovered at UCB by Bob Odenkirk, who took it upon himself to produce their self-titled TV show on IFC. The show premiered on October 18, 2013. It has since been recognized as a cult classic.
Writing
Television YearTitle2023-2025Digman!2016-2017I Love You, America with Sarah Silverman2017-2018Saturday Night Live2017Michael Bolton's Big, Sexy Valentine's Day Special2016The UCB Show2012-2016Comedy Bang! Bang!2013-2014The Birthday Boys2012Between Two Ferns with Zach Galifianakis
Awards shows YearTitle202476th Primetime Emmy Awards20182018 MTV Movie & TV Awards201833rd Independent Spirit Awards201732nd Independent Spirit Awards201567th Primetime Emmy Awards20102010 MTV Movie Awards20092009 MTV Movie Awards
Acting YearTitleRoleType2026High on Life 2Additional VoicesVideo Game2019Brooklyn Nine-NineMicah SimmonsTV Series2016-2017LoveWaltTV Series2017Michael Bolton's Big, Sexy Valentine's Day SpecialJack Sparrow OrchestraTV Special2012-2016Comedy Bang! Bang!Lloyd Fleen/Rat/Charlie Shanderville/Pizza Chef/Blake/Phone/Tim Kalpakis/Shepherd/Writer/Italian/VariousTV Series2016Bajillion Dollar Propertie$KalpyTV Series2016The UCB ShowTV Series2015W/ Bob & DavidVirgin2013-2014The Birthday BoysVariousTV Series
Music
The Sloppy Boys (band) In 2013, Kalpakis started a Weezer cover band, The Sloppy Boys Jangly Band with fellow members of the Birthday Boys Jefferson Dutton and Mike Hanford in Los Feliz, Los Angeles. The group's name was later shortened to The Sloppy Boys. The band started writing original music in 2018.
During the COVID-19 lockdowns in 2020, the band started doing weekly "Zoom Rooms" to promote their third album, Paradiso, and connected with fans worldwide.
The Sloppy Boys were the subject of the 2023 documentary film Blood, Sweat and Beers, or How the Sloppy Boys Made an Album on a Farm in West Texas. It followed their five days of production with Money Mark of Beastie Boys fame, and won the Audience Award at the 2024 El Paso Film Festival in El Paso, Texas.
The Sloppy Boys (podcast) Riding the momentum of their Zoom rooms, The Sloppy Boys started a self-titled weekly cocktail podcast on October 22, 2020. Their goal was to drink their way through the International Bartenders Association's official cocktail list. They launched their Patreon bonus show, The Sloppy Boys Blowout the same week.
Discography Release DateTitleJuly 29, 2024Sonic RanchJuly 31, 2020ParadisoSeptember 6, 2019Dancing on the WindJune 19, 2018Lifelong Vacation
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