Whatever... is the second album of material from Greek-Australian comic character, Guido Hatzis. The album is a compilation of prank call segments from the Triple M radio show, CRUD. The album was released in November 2000 and peaked at number 8 on the ARIA Charts and was certified platinum.
At the ARIA Music Awards of 2001 the album won the ARIA Award for Best Comedy Release.
Track listing Disc 1 - Guido v Skippy Land "Rent... Geoff Speaking" - 2:16 "Clothes Shop" - 2:42 "Mobile Phones" - 1:00 "Guido Class" - 2:27 "Restaurant Review" - 0:25 "Full Body Wax" - 1:42 "Mechanic" - 1:05 "Florist" - 0:44 "Florist 2" - 0:10 "Mayor Guido" - 2:03 "Shared House" - 1:31 "Shared House 2" - 0:15 "Telemarketing" - 2:16 "Owner / Driver" - 0:52 "Owner / Driver 2" - 0:27 "Name Change" - 2:09 "University Degree" - 1:08 "Baker" - 0:17 "Baker 2" - 0:44 "Supermarket" - 1:28 "Clown" - 2:08 "Paperboy" - 1:29 "Number Plate" - 1:21 "Refuge" - 1:19 "Telemarketing 2" - 2:13 "Hotel Reservations" - 1:09 "Flowers" - 1:08 "Helicopter" - 1:30 "The Pretender" - 4:33
Disc 2 - Guido v The World "Danny Boy" (Ireland) - 0:32 "Danny Boy 2" (Ireland) - 0:47 "Irish Eyes Are Drooling" (Ireland) - 1:59 "Tokyo Shock Boys" (Japan) - 2:06 "Moccassins" (Japan) - 1:28 "Pink Ponchos" (Mexico) - 0:27 "Pink Ponchos 2" (Mexico) - 1:10 "Coin of the Realm" (Canada) - 0:30 "Green Berets" (USA) - 1:32 "Clan Reunion 1" (Scotland) - 0:36 "Clan Reunion 2" (Scotland) - 0:56 "Echo" (Korea) - 0:50 "2 Litres" (Korea) - 2:03 "Dogs Playing Poker" (France) - 1:30 "Arabian Nights" (Egypt) - 1:08
Charts Weekly charts Chart (2000–01) Peakposition
Year-end charts Chart (2000) Position Australian Albums (ARIA) 73
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