Stonk, STONK or Stonks may refer to:

"The Stonk", a 1991 novelty song by Hale & Pace STONK, the codename for a rifle in the novel The Eyre Affair by Jasper Fforde Stonk!, a 2009 album by Welsh band Derwyddon Dr Gonzo Stonks, a character from The Borrible Trilogy series of novels by Michael de Larrabeiti Stonks, an internet meme featuring Meme Man used to parody the stock market