Alan Carr: Chatty Man is a British chat show hosted by Alan Carr on Channel 4 that began in 2009. The sixteenth and final series premiered on 3 March 2016.
Overnight ratings are taken from Digital Spy and will be replaced if official ratings are released from BARB. Official ratings may include Channel 4 +1 if available.
Episodes Series 1
Date Episode number Guests Performance Ratings(millions) Filmed in May Pilot 1 Jerry Springer, Denise van Outen, Robert Webb and Pet Shop Boys Pet Shop Boys performed "Did You See Me Coming?" Filmed in May Pilot 2 Ronnie Corbett, Joanna Page, Gok Wan and Noisettes Noisettes performed "Don't Upset the Rhythm" 14 June 2009 1 Bruce Forsyth, Ross Kemp, Heather Graham and Pet Shop Boys Pet Shop Boys performed "Did You See Me Coming?" 21 June 2009 2 Samuel L. Jackson, Ivana Trump and Katy Perry Katy Perry performed "Waking Up in Vegas" 28 June 2009 3 Jerry Springer, Martina Navratilova and The Black Eyed Peas The Black Eyed Peas performed "I Gotta Feeling" 5 July 2009 4 David Walliams, Dawn French, Kirstie Allsopp, Phil Spencer and La Roux La Roux performed "Bulletproof" 12 July 2009 5 Fern Britton, Sarah Harding, Kanye West and Mr Hudson Mr Hudson and Kanye West performed "Supernova" 19 July 2009 6 Jonathan Ross, Denise van Outen, Mickey Rourke and JLS JLS performed "Beat Again" 26 July 2009 7 Rupert Everett, Barbara Windsor, Kevin Bishop and The Enemy The Enemy performed "Be Somebody" 2 August 2009 8 Shane Warne, Patsy Kensit, Gok Wan and Calvin Harris Calvin Harris performed "Ready for the Weekend" 9 August 2009 9 Peter Andre, Natalie Imbruglia, Frank Skinner and Noisettes Noisettes performed "Wild Young Hearts" 16 August 2009 10 Jack Dee, Amanda Holden, Alan Dale and Pixie Lott Pixie Lott performed "Boys and Girls"
Series 2 A second series began airing on 19 November 2009. Christmas and New Year's specials were confirmed and aired in December.
Date Episode number Guests Performance Ratings(millions) 19 November 2009 1 Simon Pegg, Noel Fielding and Mariah Carey Mariah Carey performed "I Want to Know What Love Is" 26 November 2009 2 Ruth Jones and James Corden, Chris Moyles, Westlife and Alesha Dixon Alesha Dixon performed "The Light" 3 December 2009 3 Kate Hudson, David Mitchell, Sharon Osbourne and Chipmunk and Talay Riley Chipmunk and Talay Riley performed "Look For Me" 10 December 2009 4 Michael McIntyre, Chris Evans and Miley Cyrus Miley Cyrus performed "Party in the U.S.A." 17 December 2009 5 Bette Midler, Johnny Vegas and JLS JLS performed "One Shot" feat. The Back Blue Boys 22 December 2009 6 (Christmas Special) Cilla Black, Justin Lee Collins, Eoghan Quigg, David Walliams, Christopher Biggins, Abigail Clancy and The Saturdays The Saturdays performed "Ego" and "All I Want for Christmas Is You" 29 December 2009 7 (New Year's/Hogmanay Special) Davina McCall, Catherine Tate, David Tennant and Spandau Ballet Spandau Ballet performed "Gold"
Series 3 A new series began on 4 February 2010 for 8 episodes. Date Episode number Guests Performance Ratings(millions) 4 February 2010 1 Ricky Gervais, Katie Price, Vinnie Jones and Corinne Bailey Rae Corinne Bailey Rae performed "Paris Nights/New York Mornings" 11 February 2010 2 Daryl Hannah, Nicholas Hoult, Sid Owen, Patsy Palmer and Mika Mika performed "Blame it on the Girls" 18 February 2010 3 Alex Reid, Jimmy Carr, Janice Dickinson and Ke$ha Ke$ha performed "Blah Blah Blah" 25 February 2010 4 Courtney Love, Steve Jones and Rihanna Rihanna performed "Rude Boy" 4 March 2010 5 Ant & Dec, John Barrowman, Jo Frost and Ellie Goulding Ellie Goulding performed "Starry Eyed" 11 March 2010 6 Lindsay Lohan, Torvill and Dean, Frankie Boyle and Mary J. Blige Mary J. Blige performed "I Am" 18 March 2010 7 Miranda Hart, Russell Howard, Justin Bieber, David Haye and Florence and the Machine Florence and The Machine performed "Dog Days Are Over" 25 March 2010 8 Kim Cattrall, Boy George and N-Dubz N-Dubz performed "Say It's Over"
Series 4 Series 4 premiered on 20 June 2010 for a 12-episode run.
Date Episode number Guests Performance Ratings(millions) 20 June 2010 1 Russell Brand, Pamela Anderson, Matthew Morrison, Kevin McHale, Jenna Ushkowitz, and Plan B Plan B performed "Prayin' 27 June 2010 2 Katie Price, Alex Reid, James Corden and Enrique Iglesias Enrique Iglesias performed "I Like It" 4 July 2010 3 Shakira, Louie Spence, Nikki Reed, Kellan Lutz, Ashley Greene, Xavier Samuel and Kelis Kelis performed "4th of July (Fireworks)" 11 July 2010 4 Grace Jones, Gok Wan and JLS JLS performed "The Club Is Alive" 18 July 2010 5 John Bishop, Jared Leto and Kylie Minogue Kylie Minogue performed "All The Lovers" and "Get Outta My Way" 25 July 2010 6 Vic Reeves, Bob Mortimer, Ulrika Jonsson, Joanna Page and Scissor Sisters Scissor Sisters performed "Running Out" 1 August 2010 7 Alice Cooper, David Walliams and The Saturdays The Saturdays performed ""Missing You"" 8 August 2010 8 Robin Williams, Bobcat Goldthwait, Olly Murs, Jason Manford, Alex Jones and Tinchy Stryder Tinchy Stryder performed "In My System" 15 August 2010 9 Ricky Gervais, Stephen Merchant, Minnie Driver and Alexandra Burke Alexandra Burke performed "Start Without You" 22 August 2010 10 Drew Barrymore, Gary Lineker, Danielle Lineker, Phill Jupitus and Goldfrapp Goldfrapp performed "Believer" 29 August 2010 11 Whoopi Goldberg, Jedward, Kim Cattrall and McFly McFly performed "Party Girl" 5 September 2010 12 Paul O'Grady, Davina McCall, Katy Perry and Brandon Flowers Brandon Flowers performed "Crossfire"Katy Perry performed "Teenage Dream"
Series 5 Series 5 began on 13 December 2010 and included 3 Christmas/New Year's specials.
Date Episode number Guests Performance Ratings(millions) 13 December 2010 1 David Hasselhoff, Simon Bird, Joe Thomas, James Buckley, Blake Harrison, Colin Farrell, Jim Sturgess and Cee Lo Green Cee Lo Green performed "It's OK" 20 December 2010 2 Michael McIntyre, Stacey Solomon, Shaun Ryder and Cheryl Cole Cheryl Cole performed "Promise This" and "The Flood" 26 December 2010 3 (Christmas Special) Chris Evans, Mickey Rourke, Catherine Tate and The Wanted The Wanted performed "Lose My Mind" 2 January 2011 4 (New Years Special) Matt Lucas, Dame Edna Everage and McFly McFly performed "Nowhere Left to Run" 17 January 2011 5 Jonathan Ross, Kevin Bridges, Jack Whitehall and Adele Adele performed "Rolling in the Deep" 24 January 2011 6 James Corden, Benedict Cumberbatch, Kerry Katona and Jamiroquai Jamiroquai performed "Lifeline" 31 January 2011 7 Billie Piper, Usher, Russell Tovey, Lenora Crichlow, Sinead Keenan and Duran Duran Duran Duran performed "All You Need Is Now" 7 February 2011 8 Juliette Lewis, Dermot O'Leary, Miranda Hart and The Streets The Streets performed "Going Through Hell" 14 February 2011 9 Samuel L. Jackson, Lee Mack and JLS JLS performed "Eyes Wide Shut" 21 February 2011 10 Jo Brand, Tom Hardy, Amy Childs, Mark Wright, Sam Faiers, James Argent, Nanny Pat and Ellie Goulding Ellie Goulding performed "Lights"
Series 6 Series 6 moved to Friday nights beginning on 17 June 2011.
Date Episode number Guests Performance Ratings(millions) 17 June 2011 1 Jonathan Ross, David Haye and Jennifer Lopez Jennifer Lopez performed "I'm into You" 24 June 2011 2 Elle Macpherson, Bruce Forsyth, Louis Walsh, Wonderland and Kaiser Chiefs Kaiser Chiefs performed "Little Shocks" 1 July 2011 3 Thandie Newton, Ben Miller, Jo Frost, Liam Gallagher and Beady Eye Beady Eye performed "The Beat Goes On" 8 July 2011 4 Eddie Izzard, Chris Moyles, Prof. Brian Cox and Hard-Fi Hard-Fi performed 15 July 2011 5 Matt Smith, David, Taylor Ann and Hayley Hasselhoff, JLS and Miles Kane Miles Kane performed "Inhaler" 22 July 2011 6 Mathew Horne, Denise Welch, Sherrie Hewson, Carol McGiffin, Charlie Day, Jason Bateman, Jason Sudeikis and The Kooks The Kooks performed "Is It Me" 29 July 2011 7 Bradley Cooper, Stephen Merchant, One Direction and Will Young Will Young performed "Jealousy" 5 August 2011 8 Justin Timberlake, Mila Kunis, Simon Bird, Joe Thomas, James Buckley, Blake Harrison and Jessie J Jessie J performed "Who's Laughing Now"
Series 7 Series 7 moved back to Sunday nights beginning on 30 October.
Date Episode number Guests Performance Ratings(millions) 30 October 2011 1 Nicole Scherzinger, Simon Pegg, Nick Frost and Matt Cardle Matt Cardle performed "Letters" 6 November 2011 2 Dermot O'Leary, David Walliams, Westlife, Mary J. Blige and The Saturdays The Saturdays performed "My Heart Takes Over" 13 November 2011 3 Louis Walsh, Gary Barlow, Tulisa Contostavlos, Kelly Rowland, Terry Wogan, Tinie Tempah and Kasabian Kasabian performed "Re-Wired" 20 November 2011 4 Dannii Minogue, Peter Kay and Lady Gaga Lady Gaga performed "Marry The Night" 27 November 2011 5 Lee Evans, Bear Grylls and One Direction One Direction performed "What Makes You Beautiful" 4 December 2011 6 Ricky Gervais, Warwick Davis, Vernon Kay, Alesha Dixon, Craig Revel Horwood, Bruno Tonioli and Ed Sheeran Ed Sheeran performed "Lego House" 25 December 2011 7 (Christmas Special) David Walliams, Ruth Jones, Jedward and Steps Steps performed a medley of "One for Sorrow", "Deeper Shade of Blue" and "Tragedy"
Series 8 Series 8 began on 27 April 2012.
Date Episode number Guests Performance Ratings(millions) 27 April 2012 1 The Saturdays, Jimmy Carr, Tulisa Contostavlos and Paul Weller Paul Weller performed "The Attic" 4 May 2012 2 Eddie Izzard, David Walliams, Amanda Holden, Mark Francis, Millie Mackintosh, Ollie Locke, Francesca Hull, Jamie Laing, Morgana Robinson, Terry Mynott and Gossip Gossip performed "Move in the Right Direction" 11 May 2012 3 Supreme Leader Admiral General Aladeen of Wadiya, Ray Winstone, Phillip Schofield, Holly Willoughby and Rebecca Ferguson Rebecca Ferguson performed "Glitter & Gold" 18 May 2012 4 Ashleigh and Pudsey, Kim Kardashian, Sean Lock, Jon Richardson, Dr. Christian Jessen, Dr. Dawn Harper and Nelly Furtado Nelly Furtado performed "Big Hoops" 25 May 2012 5 John Bishop, Cuba Gooding Jr., will.i.am and Plan B Plan B performed "iLL Manors" 1 June 2012 6 Michael McIntyre, Kylie Minogue, Little Mix and Kaiser Chiefs Kaiser Chiefs performed "I Predict a Riot"
Series 9 The ninth series of the show premiered on Friday 14 September 2012 for a 14-episode run.