João Almeida may refer to:
João Almeida (footballer, born 1947), Brazilian footballer (1872–1953), Portuguese commander Joãozinho Almeida (born 1954), Brazilian footballer Joãozinho Neto (born 1980), Brazilian footballer João Augusto Ferreira de Almeida (1894–1917), executed Portuguese soldier João Carlos Almeida (born 1988), Portuguese track and field athlete João Almeida (cyclist) (born 1998), Portuguese cyclist João Tavares (born 1998), Portuguese footballer João Almeida (footballer, born 1993), Portuguese footballer João Almeida (footballer, born 2006), Brazilian footballer