Wanker is a surname. Notable people with the surname include:

Ferdinand Geminian Wanker (1758–1824), German moral theologian Jerry Wanker (1956–2000), Belgian guitarist Thomas Wanker (born 1973), Austrian composer who works on TV and film scores Werner Wanker (born 1958), Austrian curler The maiden name of fictional character Peggy Bundy in Married ... with Children Arnold Wanker, fictional character from the TV series Mork & Mindy

See also Wanker (disambiguation) Johanna Wanka, German politician and mathematician Wanké