Männer haben kein Gehirn (Men don't have Brains) is a promotional recording featuring live recordings from a 2001 reading tour with the German rock band Die Ärzte and Markus Karg, the author of the official biography Ein überdimensionales Meerschwein frisst die Erde auf. A CD was released for official fan club members, the audio files can be downloaded from the band's official website.
Track listing Nackig vorm Fahrstuhl [Nude in Front of the Elevator] - 4:00 Der wunderbare Brunftschrei des FU [The Wonderful Rutting Call of Farin Urlaub] - 3:01 Who Are Those Guys? - 2:44 Rockstar und Groupie [Rock Star and Groupie] - 2:50 Dicke fette Votze [Big Fat Cunt] - 2:46 Die breite Masse [The Big Masses] - 2:49 Pausenmusik [Musical Interlude] - 2:51 Famous Last Words - 2:49 The Asshole of the Year - 2:59 Monsterparty - 2:53 Elektrobier (unplugged) [Electro Beer] - 3:06 Pelzbesetzte Rührschüsseln [Fur-trimmed Mixing Bowls] - 2:47 Der Werschwanz [The Were-Dick] - 3:01 Bela, du nervst! [ Bela B., you bug us!] - 2:53 Heil Sahnie! [Hail Sahnie!] - 2:55 Stulle mit Jagdwurst [Sandwich with Jagdwurst] - 2:50 Heroin für Katzen [Heroin for Cats] - 3:10 Die Nacht von Basel [The Night of Basel]- 3:11 Mehr sexy [More sexy]- 2:28 Ein Spaziergang in Farin Urlaub [A Walk in Farin Urlaub]- 2:55 Pinkelpause [Pee break] - 3:04 Die schwanzgeile Großmutter [The cock hungry Grandmother] - 3:36 Lila Teppiche gegen Gewalt [Purple carpets against Violence]- 3:52 Der Scheidenmagnetismus a.k.a. Angriff der Fett-Teenager [The Vagina Magnetism a.k.a. Attack of the Fat-teens] - 3:45
Die Ärzte – Hören, sehen, sagen... nicht! – Die Lesetour The Die Ärzte – Hören, sehen, sagen... nicht! – Die Lesetour (Die Ärzte - Hear, see, say... not! - The Reading Tour) is the 13th concert tour by German rock band Die Ärzte. Members Farin Urlaub, Bela B. and Rodrigo González as well as Markus Karg, the author, read out the band's official biography titled "Ein überdimensionales Meerschwein frisst die Erde auf" ["An oversized guinea pig eats the Earth"].
Tour dates Date City Country13 September 2001WeimarGermany14 September 2001Chemnitz15 September 2001Berlin16 September 2001Lübeck17 September 2001Bremen18 September 2001Garbsen20 September 2001Bielefeld21 September 2001Dortmund22 September 2001Frankfurt23 September 2001Saarbrücken24 September 2001Augsburg25 September 2001Erlangen26 September 2001ZürichSwitzerland27 September 2001ViennaAustria29 September 2001LeipzigGermany30 September 2001Berlin
External links Free download on the band's website