The seventh season of the American television sitcom Two and a Half Men aired on CBS from September 21, 2009 to May 24, 2010.
Cast
Main Charlie Sheen as Charlie Harper Jon Cryer as Alan Harper Angus T. Jones as Jake Harper Marin Hinkle as Judith Harper-Melnick Conchata Ferrell as Berta Jennifer Taylor as ChelseaPrior to appearing as the main character Chelsea from season 6 onwards, Jennifer Taylor had appeared briefly in three previous episodes as three different minor characters: as Suzanne in the series' pilot (season 1), as Tina in "Last Chance to See Those Tattoos" (season 2), and as Nina in "Our Leather Gear Is in the Guest Room" (season 5). Holland Taylor as Evelyn Harper
Recurring Ryan Stiles as Herb Melnick Kelly Stables as Melissa Courtney Thorne-Smith as Lyndsey McElroy Graham Patrick Martin as Eldridge McElroy
Guest
Jane Lynch as Dr. Linda Freeman Emmanuelle Vaugier as Mia Melanie Lynskey as Rose Eddie Van Halen as himself Will Sasso as Andrew Tinashe Kachingwe as Celeste Burnett Annie Potts as Lenore Steve Hytner as Dr. Schenkman Katy Mixon as Betsy Tricia Helfer as Gail Carl Reiner as Marty Pepper Stacy Keach as Tom Meagen Fay as Martha Steven Eckholdt as Brad Harlow John Amos as Ed Frances Fisher as Priscilla Honeycutt Amy Hill as Mrs. Wiggins Elizabeth Ho as Jasmine Martin Mull as Russell Katherine LaNasa as Lydia Ming-Na Wen as Linda Rachel Cannon as Chloe Justine Eyre as Gabrielle Jodi Lyn O'Keefe as Isabella Missi Pyle as Mrs. Pasternak Rena Sofer as Chrissy Billy Gibbons as himself Dusty Hill as himself Frank Beard as himself
Production The season was originally intended to have 22 episodes, but in November 2009 it was announced that the season was being extended to 24 episodes. Sheen entered rehab on February 23, 2010, and as a result, taping of the show was suspended; Sheen and the cast returned to the set to resume taping on March 16, 2010. However, as a result of the three-week halt, the number of episodes was reduced back to 22.
Episodes
Ratings
U.S. Nielsen ratings Order Episode Rating Share Rating/Share(18-49) Viewers(millions) Rank(timeslot) Rank(night) 1 "818-jklpuzo" 8.5 12 4.5/10 13.63 #1 #1 2 "Whipped Unto the Third Generation" 8.3 12 4.8/12 13.86 #1 #1 3 "Mmm, fish. Yum." 8.3 12 4.4/10 13.30 #1 #1 4 "Laxative Tester, Horse Inseminator" 8.7 13 4.8/11 14.17 #1 #1 5 "For the Sake of the Child" 8.6 13 4.8/12 14.07 #1 #1 6 "Give Me Your Thumb" 8.4 12 4.4/11 13.51 #2 #1 7 "Untainted by Filth" 8.9 13 4.6/11 14.44 #2 #3 8 "Gorp. Fnark. Schmegle" 8.4 13 4.7/12 13.69 #1 #2 9 "Captain Terry's Spray-on Hair" 8.3 12 4.7/12 13.88 #1 #2 10 "That's Why They Call It Ball Room" 8.8 13 5.0/12 14.84 #1 #2 11 "Warning, It's Dirty" 9.8 15 5.2/13 16.37 #1 #1 12 "Fart Jokes, Pie and Celeste" 10.1 15 5.4/13 17.27 #1 #2 13 "Yay, No Polyps!" 9.5 14 5.3/12 16.20 #1 #1 14 "Crude and Uncalled For" 9.9 15 5.1/12 16.51 #1 #2 15 "Aye Aye, Captain Douche" 10.5 15 5.7/14 17.66 #1 #2 16 "Tinkle Like a Princess" 10.1 15 5.7/14 16.86 #1 #2 17 "I Found Your Moustache" 10.5 16 5.8/15 17.61 #1 #1 18 "Ixnay on the Oggie Day" 8.6 13 5.1/13 14.46 #3 #2 19 "Keith Moon is Vomiting in His Grave" 8.3 13 4.7/13 13.71 #2 #3 20 "I Called Him Magoo" 8.5 13 4.6/12 13.86 #2 #3 21 "Gumby with a Pokey" 8.1 13 4.4/12 13.28 #2 #3 22 "This is Not Gonna End Well" 9.4 15 5.0/13 15.46 #1 #2
Canadian ratings Order Episode Viewers (100'000s) Rank 3 "Mmm, fish. Yum." 12.14 #29 9 "Captain Terry's Spray-On Hair" 11.34 #26 10 "That's Why They Call it Ball Room" 10.08 #29 11 "Warning, It's Dirty" 10.97 #17 12 "Fart Jokes, Pie and Celeste" 22.81 #5 13 "Yay, No Polyps!" 20.29 #10 14 "Crude and Uncalled For" 18.89 #13 15 "Aye Aye, Captain" 19.73 #17 16 "Tinkle Like a Princess" 23.69 #7 17 "I Found Your Moustache" 21.54 #12 18 "Ixnay on the Oggie Day" 19.54 #7 19 "Keith Moon is Vomiting in His Grave" 22.29 #6 20 "I Called Him Magoo" 19.87 #12 21 "Gumby With a Pokey" 22.65 #6 22 "This is Not Gonna End Well" 23.60 #6
Australian ratings Order Episode Original airdate Timeslot Viewers(100'000s) Nightly rank Weekly rank 1 "818-Jklpuzo" September 28, 2009 Monday – 13.27 6 16 2 "Whipped Unto the Third Generation" October 19, 2009 Monday – 14.36 1 3 3 "Mmm, fish. Yum." October 26, 2009 Monday – 14.38 2 6 4 "Laxative Tester, Horse Inseminator" November 2, 2009 Monday – 13.69 2 8 5 "For the Sake of the Child" November 9, 2009 Monday – 14.55 1 4 6 "Give Me Your Thumb" November 16, 2009 Monday – 14.62 1 3 7 "Untainted by Filth" November 23, 2009 Monday – 12.76 4 10 8 "Gorp. Fnark. Shmegle" February 1, 2010 Monday – 15.19 1 3 9 "Captain Terry's Spray-On Hair" February 8, 2010 Monday – 14.20 1 2 10 "That's Why They Call it Ball Room" February 15, 2010 Monday – 13.26 3 8 11 "Warning, It's Dirty" February 22, 2010 Monday – 13.97 1 1 12 "Fart Jokes, Pie and Celeste" March 1, 2010 Monday – 14.24 2 1 Notes
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