Vs. Children is the fifth and final studio album by Casiotone for the Painfully Alone.

Track listing All songs written by Owen Ashworth "Casiotone for the Painfully Alone vs. Children" – 0:49 "Tom Justice, The Choir Boy Robber, Apprehended at Ace Hardware in Libertyville, IL" – 4:12 "Optimist vs. The Silent Alarm (When The Saints Go Marching In)" – 1:51 "Natural Light" – 2:23 "Traveling Salesman's Young Wife Home Alone on Christmas in Montpelier, VT" – 2:45 "Man O' War" – 3:08 "Northfield, MN" – 5:08 "Killers" – 2:39 "Harsh The Herald Angels Sing" – 3:05 "You Were Alone" – 2:58 "White Jetta" – 3:17

Notes The second track is based on a true story about a bank robber (and former co-worker of songwriter Owen Ashworth).

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