The Pipe Dreams of Instant Prince Whippet is a 2002 EP by Guided by Voices. It collects the b-sides of the singles from their 2002 album Universal Truths and Cycles, in addition to two unreleased songs.

Track listing "Visit This Place" - 2:35 - B-side of Cheyenne 7" "Swooping Energies" - 1:47 "Keep It Coming" - 2:40 - B-side of Everywhere With Helicopter CD single "Action Speaks Volumes" - 3:23 - B-side of Everywhere With Helicopter 7" "Stronger Lizards" - 0:55 "The Pipe Dreams of Instant Prince Whippet" - 1:32 - B-side of Everywhere With Helicopter CD single "Request Pharmaceuticals" - 2:12 - B-side of Back to the Lake CD single "For Liberty" - 0:54 - B-side of Back to the Lake CD single "Dig Through My Window" - 3:51 - B-side of Back to the Lake 7" "Beg for a Wheelbarrow" - 3:15 - B-side of Universal Truths and Cycles 7"