The following is a list of Twisted ToyFare Theatre stories from the magazine ToyFare.
Issues Title Year Issue No. "Super Villain Jeopardy" Sept 1997 1 1x01 Trebek will rue the day he invited Dr Doom on his game show. "The Great Jawa Hunt" 2 1x02 Pesky Jawas get more than they bargained for when Spidey wields mighty Mjolnir. "How to Grade Your Toys" 3 1x03Spidey teaches Mr. T about grading toys. "Halloween at Castle Doom" 4 1x04Surprise Dr. Doom! You're hosting a party! "Scream" 5 1x05Thor in a parody of the movie Scream "How Von Doom Stole Christmas" 6 1x06Doom teaches Christmas a lesson in love. "Iron Resolve" 7 1x07 Iron Man's out of the Avengers unless the Hulk can help! "Clash of the Titans" 8 1x08Famous Covers Spidey's no match for Mego Spidey. Or is he? "Clash of the Titans, Part 2" 9 1x09It'll take Beanie Babies and Spice Girls to save Megoville. Makes sense to us! "Have a Nice Day" 10 1x10The Power Cosmic courses through... Doom's smiling face? "The Bat Scab" 11 1x11Spider-Man keeps an eye on Gotham City for Batman. "On the Road" 12 1x12Hulk, Thor, Spidey and Conan get stranded in Smurfville. Chaos ensues. "Jolt to the System" Sept 1998 13 1x13Hulk drinks too much Jolt cola and runs rampant, and pantsless, through ToyFare. "The New Neighbors" 14 1x14Can the Borg assimilate their friendly neighborhood Spider-Man? "The Super Friends" 15 1x15Spider-Man is invited to join the Justice League. "Trick or Treat!" 16 1x16Hulk takes the Teen Titans trick-or-treating on Halloween. "Blinded by Science" 17 1x17The world of Megoville is not what it seems to be, so Spock is killed. "The Big Race" 18 1x18It is everyone vs. everyone after Superman and the Flash tie in a race. "Leggo my Mego" 19 1x19Tired of losing in Megoville, Doctor Doom sets his sights on a new city to counqure - Legoville! "The Nut Shot"' 20 1x20Hulk and Thor try to shoot a funny home video for a thousand dollars. "House Party" 21 1x21No Kid 'n Play in sight, but the X-Men are throwin' a party anyway. "Law is War" 22 1x22When Ponch and Jon get kicked off the force, it's luchadores to the rescue! "The Menace" 23 1x23Everyone is waiting to see the Phantom Menace. "Beach Blanket Mego" 24 1x24Hot fun (and fiddler crabs, and evisceration, and stabbing deaths) in the summertime. "Megoville Squares" 25 1x25Doctor Doom takes the center square to block! Mwa-ha-ha! "Mr. Spidey Goes to Coruscant" 26 1x26Spidey takes on everyone's favorite Star Wars flick, the Phantom Menace. "It's a Doomed World After All" 27 1x27Doctor Doom finally learns all of the FF's greatest secrets? Not really. "The Mego Witch Project" 28 1x28What happens when Spidey's trapped with the Hulk at a comic con? "Y2K Monkey Business" 29 1x29Remember when that Y2K bug destroyed mankind? Well, it's hitting Megoville! "X-Mas Bloody X-Mas" 30 1x30Can Hulk revive the spirit of Christmas? "Working for the Man" 31 1x31Stranded cashless in Megoville, Dr. Doom must temp for the FF. Curses! "Off to see the Wizard" 32 1x32Spidey is transported to the magical land of Oz. "!Viva Mego!" 33 1x33Enjoy your visit to the Mexican Megoville... just avoid the water! "Everything Must Go" 34 1x34At Doom's yard sale, Dr. Strange has an out-of-body experience he won't forget. "Large and in Charge!" 35 1x35The Thing is left in charge of the Baxter Building for a day. Wanna see his butt? "No Business Like Show Business" 36 1x36The X-Men face off against Pokémon. "Luck be a Lady" 37 1x37The gambling bug hits, so it's off to Las Vegas. "Hit Me Baby One More Time" 38 1x38The Thing heads to the mall in search of some frozen yogurt, but what he finds is... adventure! "Bad to be Good" 39 1x39Dr. Doom, Red Skull, and other baddies try to turn over a new leaf. "A Real American Hero" 40 1x40Fighting for freedom over land, see, and Spidey's kitchen...GI Joe is there! "Pets or meat" 41 1x41Doctor Doom takes the world by storm with his new creation, collectible Mego Pals! "Crappy New Year" 42 1x42 Mephisto shows up to celebrate the new millennium! "A Few Good Megos" 43 1x43Megoville unites to put an end to the menace of... Spider-Man? "Uatu be in Pictures" 44 1x44The Watcher puts Earth's future in the Thing's hands. Good idea. "War is Hell!" 45 1x45A tour of Avenger's Mansion leads to an unfortunate history lesson. "Fear and Loathing in Eternia" 46 1x46Spidey becomes a Master of the Universe, with disastrous results. "Defenders Assemble" 47 1x47Can a football phone entice Spidey to join the Defenders? "Craptus Interruptus" 48 1x48Spidey pursues the paper while he drops a bomb or two. "That '70s Twisted ToyFare Theatre" 49 1x49Travel with the Megos to an era of afros and disco. "Gause and Effect" 50 1x50Conan goes through anger management. "Weapon Echhhh!" 51 1x51the Thing tells Franklin Wolverine's origin for a bedtime story. "Give a Hoot" 52 1x52What's worse than the Go-Bots as a Transformers cover band? "Redneck Rhapsody" 53 1x53The Duke boys crash Doctor Strange's LARP. "Snow Day" 54 1x54When Bucky goes missing on a hunting trip, who's to blame? "When Harry Met Spidey" 55 1x55Spidey's off to Hogwarts to meet all the little wizards. "Shanks for the Memories" 56 1x56Sent to prison for a crime didn't commit, Spider-man has to survive prison life. Hijinks ensue. "'Til Death Do You Part" 57 1x57Ever see a wedding launched into space? You've missed out. "DVD-Day" 58 1x58The Watcher unveils a very cosmic DVD collection. "Trek or Treat" 59 1x59The Enterprise must save the whales... for some reason. "Mego Super Heroes: The Secret Wars" 60 1x60Even washed-up 1970s TV stars must compete to amuse the Beyonder. "A Clone in the Dark" 61 1x61Spidey takes on a new clone saga, Star Wars: Attack of the Clones! "The Hunt for the Red Ork-tober" 62 1x62Spidey and Hawkeye hit Skeletor's 1980s big-game hunting range for the world's most annoying target—Orko. "Variations on a Theme Park" 63 1x63The Thing and Franklin head to the theme park to teach Franklin the true meaning of disappointment. "The Way We Wuz" 64 1x64Learn the shocking origins of your favorite "TTT" characters. They might even be true. "The Cold War" 65 1x65Looks like Spidey's got a Cobra infestation—get the Raid! "Urine Luck" 66 1x66The Thing is kicked out of the Fantastic Four. Will he be back? (Signs point to yes) "Idol Hands" 67 1x67Who will win the fiercest talent competition ever for the right to star in an "Ultimate" book? "A Lizard in Every Pot" 68 1x68The Lizard becomes a hero. Just don't ask to see his powers. "Ticket Masters of Evil" 69 1x69Doctor Strange goes to a Kiss concert to keep an eye on the Dormammu. "Twenty, Twenty, 24 Hours to Go" 70 1x70When a nuclear bomb threatens Megoville, it's Cap to the rescue... kind of in real-time! "The Matrix Unloaded" 71 1x71Morpheus wants Spidey to take the red pill, but Spidey just wants to go back to bed. "Not Another Teen TTT" 72 1x72Visit with the Watcher as he looks through the Megoville High yearbook. "'Bots All Folks" 73 1x73Welcome to Battle Bots, Herbie- Torch hopes you won't survive the experience. "Cobra Commander: Beyond Terrordrome" 74 1x74Cobra Commander can't sleep, so he wanders around his house. Of course, his house is Cobra HQ. "Crisis on Infinite Megovilles" 75 1x75It's the heroes of infinite worlds vs. Aunt May with the fate of the multiverse in the balance! "28 Smurfs Later" 76 1x76Zombie Smurfs. What else do you need to know? "Death by Muppet" 77 1x77Behind the scenes at the Muppet Theater. "Electile Dysfunction" 78 1x78It's Bush vs. Schwarzenegger vs. Thomas Jefferson for Mayor of Megoville! "My Big, Fat, Fat, Wedding" 79 1x79Spidey and the Sinister Six hop a plane for adventure when Doc Ock marries Aunt May. "CHiPs Ahoy!" 80 1x80No Mego escapes the California Highway Patrol! "Dome and Domer" 81 1x81Mysterio does the greatest illusion of all time...being locked in a glass box with no food, water, or toilet for 30 days. Not really an illusion though is it? "RISKy Business" 82 1x821980s super-villain icons play their Wednesday night Risk game. "If This Be My Roast!" 83 1x83All the super-villains give Dr Doom the roast of his life. "I Am Legend Part One" 84 1x84The Marvel Legends invade Megoville. "I Am Legend Part Two" 85 1x85Spidey takes on the Marvel Legends just to get his house to himself again. "Heroes for Fired!" 86 1x86Power Man and Iron Fist start their own hero for hire racket after getting canned at the copy shop. "Head of the Class" 87 1x87Young Uatu's show-and-tell. "These Boots Were Made for Daywalkin'!" 88 1x88Join Blade the vampire hunter as he stalks dangerous prey... and learns that a couple of letters really make a difference when you're spelling names on your hit list. "Christmas on Infinite Earths" 89 1x89Peek along with the Watcher to find out what the holidays are like for Transformers, Predators, Borgs and Lindsay Lohans. "Masters of the University" 90 1x90Skeletor and his friends are always running afoul of He-Man and his jerk frat. Can they become the most popular kids on campus? What is this, a movie? "The Daredevil's Advocate" 91 1x91Daredevil finally experiences his movie and takes the only rational course of action - he decides to sue the pants of Ben Affleck. "Dude, Where's my Thor?" 92 1x92Loki's a pain in the butt. But to get rid of him, Spidey has to venture into Asgard to bring back Thor. Yep, Thor's been gone. "Nobody Does It Vader" 93 1x93Four stormtroopers are given a dangerous mission. Here's a hint: it involves young Anakin Skywalker and Klingons. "Seder-Masochism" 94 1x94The Thing gets in touch with his Jewish roots by holding a Passover Seder and cleaning up Elijah Wood's puke. "Annoy All Monsters!" 95 1x95Godzilla terrorizes Tokyo! Well, actually, he's just hangin' out. "Running with Xizors" 96 1x96Our intrepid band of Stormtroopers are at it again, getting sent on a mission to the darkest corner of the Empire... the Expanded Universe! "International House of M" 97 1x97Spider-Man joins the New Avengers, and the New Avengers join the ranks of teams that get attacked by crazy chicks. "Sith Sandwich" 98 1x98Spidey gets talked into going to see Episode III. Much pain follows. "Sauron and so Forth" 99 1x99The dark lord of Mordor is just a dude like any of us... you know, if we were all giant, flaming eyeballs. The dude just wants his ring back! "Giant-Size Twisted ToyFare Theatre 100 1x100ToyFares #100's strip is the biggest TTT ever, as Spidey attempts to undo the deaths of all of Megoville's heroes despite his own best judgement. |- |colspan="4" bgcolor="#f2f2f2"| |- | "As the World Turnbuckles" ||align="center"| ||align="center"| 101 ||align="center"| 1x101 |- |colspan="4"|World Wrestling News. Bodyslamming the competition. |- |colspan="4" bgcolor="#f2f2f2"| |- | "Corporate Alien Vs. Predator" ||align="center"| ||align="center"| 102 ||align="center"| 1x102 |- |colspan="4"|Whoever wins...gets the promotion. |- |colspan="4" bgcolor="#f2f2f2"| |- | "Where No Hand Has Gone Before" ||align="center"| ||align="center"| 103 ||align="center"| 1x103 |- |colspan="4"|Kirk has to go without sexually harassing someone for 30 days or he's out of Starfleet. Good luck. |- |colspan="4" bgcolor="#f2f2f2"| |- | "Walk Like a Man-Wolf" ||align="center"| ||align="center"| 104 ||align="center"| 1x104 |- |colspan="4"|Man-Wolf gets a tour of the family business; the Daily Bugle. |- |colspan="4" bgcolor="#f2f2f2"| |- | "Blue Moon, White Wedding" ||align="center"| ||align="center"| 105 ||align="center"| 1x105 |- |colspan="4"|The much misunderstood Black Bolt marries Medusa. |- |colspan="4" bgcolor="#f2f2f2"| |- | "Up and Adamantium!" ||align="center"| ||align="center"| 106 ||align="center"| 1x106 |- |colspan="4"|How does Wolverine show up on so many comic covers each month? And what does this have to do with Fred Flintstone? |- |colspan="4" bgcolor="#f2f2f2"| |- | "Probes & Cons" ||align="center"| ||align="center"| 107 ||align="center"| 1x107 |- |colspan="4"|The Troopers probe droid the universe. |- |colspan="4" bgcolor="#f2f2f2"| |-