Don't Go Near the Water may refer to:
Don't Go Near the Water (novel), a 1956 novel by William Brinkley Don't Go Near the Water (film), a 1957 film adaptation of the novel, starring Glenn Ford Don't Go Near the Water (album), a 1991 album by Sammy Kershaw "Don't Go Near the Water" (Sammy Kershaw song), the title song "Don't Go Near the Water" (Beach Boys song) "Don't Go Near the Water", a song by Johnny Cash from Ragged Old Flag