Science Hat Artistic Cube Moral Nosebleed Empire is an album by Country Teasers which compiles songs from seven-inch singles with home recordings and studio out-takes.
LP track listing All songs by B.R. Wallers except where noted
Side one "Getaway!" "I Get Hard" "I'm a New Person, Ma'am" "We Had to Tear This Motherfucker Up" (Ice Cube) "Kill!" "$4.99" "Happy Feet" "No Limits" (2 Unlimited) "Loose Tongues Get into Tight Places" "Thank God I'm Gone"
Side two "Let's Have a Shambles" "After One Thing" "So Lonely" "Compressor" "Can't Sing" "Tights" "Go Down Mighty Devil" "Some Hole" "Postman Pak and His Lazy Black & White Cunts" "Kenny Malcolm on Smack"
Side three "Good Pair of Hands" "Demon Eyes" "Trendy Mick Fleetwood's Fast Tail" "Son of Treble-Faced Man" "Only Whittlin'" "Hat on the Bed" "Julie Halard" "Only a Woman" "Sickening Lack" "Prettiest Slave on the Barge" "Retainer"
Side four "Mollusc in Country" (Mark E. Smith/Craig Leon) "Tough Luck on Jock" "Treble Life #2" "The Last Bridge of Spencer Smith" "Adam Wakes Up" "Small Shark in Tiny Pool" "Secrets in Welsh" "Prettiest Slave on the Barge (reprise)"
CD track listing "Compressor" – 1:23 "Getaway!" – 1:39 "Some Hole" – 3:02 "I'm a New Person, Ma'am" – 4:13 "$4.99" – 2:25 "Mollusc in Country" – 1:25 "Happy Feet" – 2:51 "No Limits" – 1:52 "Hat on the Bed" – 2:10 "Secrets in Welsh" – 4:18 "Adam Wakes Up" – 2:05 "Loose Tongues Get into Tight Places" – 2:23 "After One Thing" – 2:20 "Treble Life #2" – 1:22 "The Last Bridge of Spencer Smith" – 4:54 "Can't Sing" – 1:18 "We Had to Tear This Motherfucker Up" – 2:12 "Only Whittlin'" – 1:59 "Postman Pak and His Lazy Black & White Cunts" – 4:07 "Tough Luck on Jock" – 7:10