A Wet Handle is an album by Ivor Cutler, originally released in 1997 on Creation Records.

Track listing (all by Cutler) "Her Tissues" (1:20) "An American Drink" (0:29) "One Day" (0:32) "Out of Decency" (0:30) "My Disposition" (1:10) "No I Won't" (0:49) "It's Stupid" (0:36) "By the Bush" (1:04) "The Thatcher Generation" (0:58) "My Vest" (0:31) "Goosie" (1:03) "When It Wants" (0:44) "Her Zimmer" (0:24) "The Farmer's Wife" (0:26) "Bets" (0:55) "Just in Time" (1:09) "The Specific Sundry" (1:50) "Just Listen" (0:38) "The Breaking Point" (0:38) "Spring Back" (0:35) "Hell" (0:25) "A Man" (0:14) "The Place" (0:37) "Hello Explorer!" (0:38) "Not Asking" (0:40) "His Slow Hand" (0:32) "Local Creatures" (1:00) "Heptagon" (0:37) "Where's My Razor?" (0:54) "One Side" (0:33) "Singing to My Foot" (0:35) "Ride Off" (0:26) "A Great Albatross" (0:33) "A Berd" (0:26) "Half and Half" (0:40) "Get off the Road" (0:42) "A Fine Example" (0:32) "Faces of People" (0:29) "Stand Well Clear" (0:44 "Naughty Sydney" (0:50) "Perverse" (0:51) "The Bargain" (0:43) "Space Sandwich" (0:44) "Baked Beetles" (1:07) "Taking Hands" (0:34) "Entities" (0:52) "It" (0:20) "A Kitchen Knife" (0:44) "Not from Hens" (0:43) "The Carpet" (0:27) "Beyond" (0:36) "The Way Out" (0:27) "To Take" (0:15) "Do You Call That Living?" (0:29) "On Holiday" (0:26) "The Taste of Gunny" (0:34) "A Blunt Yashmak" (0:42) "The Kiddies" (0:29) "I Give Up" (0:56) "My Window Box" (1:08) "A Pain in the Neck" (1:47) "Not Even" (0:16) "Tablets" (1:00) "Flat Thin Chests" (0:43) "A Good Girl" (0:41) "He Himself" (0:57) "Uncrossing Her Legs" (0:47) "Crete/Greece" (0:31) "Squeaky" (0:46) "Oddly Comforting" (1:06) "An Original Sweet" (0:31) "The Bridge" (1:00) "Butterfly" (0:50) "Snaps" (0:18) "Just" (0:23) "Hummed and Hawed" (0:56) "Thursday" (0:25) "A Cosy Nest" :22 "A Slice of Seedcake" (0:47) "What a Funny Room" (0:37) "Heavy Rock" (0:34) "The Whole Forest" (0:41) "Little Hetty" (0:23)

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