The Right to Bare Arms is an album by American comedian Larry the Cable Guy, released on March 29, 2005 on Warner Music Nashville. It has been certified platinum by the RIAA. It was recorded live at the Verizon Wireless Theater (now Bayou Music Center) in Houston, Texas on January 15 and 16, 2005.
As of 2014, sales in the United States have exceeded 960,000 copies, according to Nielsen SoundScan.
Track listing All material written by Larry the Cable Guy.
"Git-R-Done!" – 1:20 "Midgets and Gay Bars" – 0:48 "WWJD" – 2:20 "Las Vegas" – 4:07 "Hank Williams Jr. High School" – 1:51 "Hooters and Hooters Airlines" – 4:38 "Dodge Truck, Retards and Stinkbait" – 1:49 "NASCAR" – 3:07 "The Right to Bare Arms!" – 4:07 "Family in Sanford" – 4:19 "Faith Healers and Weight Problems" – 4:02 "Romance and Imported Rubbers (I Seen This on TV... No Lie)" – 6:35 "Throwed Outta Penney's" – 1:01 "Shavin', Waxin', Primpin' and Shootin' Quail! (This Is Funny, I Don't Care Who Ya Are!)" – 3:24 "News Items" – 1:25 "Song for a Friend (And Other Things I Think About When I'm Hammered at 4 A.M.)" – 4:13 "Toddler Mail" – 7:04
Charts
Weekly charts Chart (2005) Peak position
Year-end charts Chart (2005) Position US Billboard 200 124 US Top Country Albums (Billboard) 18 Chart (2006) Position US Top Country Albums (Billboard) 60
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